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When my daughter FaceTimed me this morning, she asked what I’d gotten her for her twenty-second birthday.
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"Don't worry Son, there are plenty of fish in the sea." The man said as he scanned around for another female for his son.
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Johnny was anxious to save the children's teeth from the tooth decay caused by all that Halloween candy.
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